Ark on Tour — From Defeat to Doxology. The story of the Ark’s journey through Philistine territory reads almost like satire. Israel thought they had lost their God; the Philistines thought they had captured Him. Both were wrong. While Israel mourned and the priests lay dead, God was still fighting His own war—without a single soldier. What unfolds in 1 Samuel 5–7 is divine comedy with a sharp theological point: God doesn’t need His people’s strength to vindicate His holiness.